Name: I Now Know
Duration: P00H04M06S
Description: This is a parody of "Darien Gap" by Josh Woodward, off his album Not Quite Connected.

I Now Know

from From the Bowels of the Chamber EP by The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin

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This is a parody of "Darien Gap" by Josh Woodward, off his album Not Quite Connected.

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I was just a boy when you said to me
Mudbloods would never be equal to we
And I sighed

"Draco, I don't understand what is wrong
The Dark Lord was right, you know where you belong
With your kind"

I don't understand why we set them apart
They're still magical and still have beating hearts
Do they not?

He shook his head and looked slightly enraged
And screamed all Mudbloods should be in a cage
For safety

I didn't believe that until three years had passed
And friendships with Mudbloods never seemed to last
For me

I know it can't be me so it must be them
Their parents have no magic under their skin

Mudbloods are not really wizards
They are lesser creatures indeed
The Dark Lord, well he must have been right
I realize it all now

A year before Hogwarts, I came up to you
And said, "Father, what you said of Mudbloods is true.
I now know."

At first it looked as though you were thrown off track.
But then quickly you just smiled back.
And I left.

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from From the Bowels of the Chamber EP, released January 2, 2015
Michael Mahoney - Lyrics, Vocals, Editing
Josh Woodward - Music

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The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin Columbia City, Indiana

I like to say we're the poor man's The 8th Horcrux. We've been doing our brand of parody wizard rock since 2010, though on hiatus. Composed of brothers James and Michael Mahoney (both Pottermore Slytherins) currently residing in Indiana. We have fun writing and recording our parodies, even if no one else listens.

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