1. |
Who Knew?
03:26
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When I first saw him on the train
I truly thought he was inane
Uh huh, that's right
He had red hair, dirt on his nose
He was still in his Muggle clothes
I don't know why
If someone said three years from then
I would like him
I'd disregard every word
And not listen
I know, I won't
Don't say one more word, just don't
Do not...
Who knew?
When she first met me and Harry
Annoying was all she could be
Mmm hmm, that's true
Weeks later, still nothing I saw
Made fun of my Leviosa
I hope we're through
If someone said four years later
I would love her
And think of her all of the time
Even date her
I just don't get it
Are you taking the mick?
Bloody hell...
Who knew?
I keep thinking of your hair
I discover that I care
(Yes, I guess that I do care)
And when did all this happen?
I don't understand
If someone said seven years from there
I would kiss her
I wouldn't concur to my fear
And I wouldn't care
Hermione, I love you
I don't know what I will do
Ron Weasley, it's easy
To dream of you when I sleep
I think of you constantly
I guess that you don't agree
It'd be you
Who knew?
(Who knew it'd be you?)
Who knew?
(By Merlin, it is you. I just can't...)
Who knew?
Who knew?
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2. |
I Hope the Best Man Wins
02:58
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I’m Cedric Diggory
And everyone likes me
I value fair play, hard work, honesty and most of all loyalty
I represent Hogwarts School in this tournament
But wait, what is this?
Harry, the boy who lived
I beat him once at Quidditch, he fell, and I grabbed the Snitch
Though that was the fault of the dementors
I guess there are two champions
I hope the best man wins
In this tournament
He warned me of the first task
And I had to pay him back
Professor Moody told me about the egg and what to do with it
All while taking giant sips from his hip flask
So I got back up first
And our roles had been reversed
Harry tied with me, and honestly, it was a sight to see
Fleur Delacour, crying, and kissing Harry
I guess that the third task is next
It’ll probably be complex
I hope the best man wins
I don’t know what is going on
What’d we encroach upon?
I’m dead on the ground
Now I’m looking around
What is this I have found?
Get my body homeward bound
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3. |
Oh, Ronald...
04:15
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I really want to talk to you
But I just don’t know what you’d do
I want to tell the truth
And I don’t want you to think I’m a fool
Ronald Weasley, I love you
So please get away from Lavender
I just can’t stand seeing you with her
Come with me to the Christmas party
Whoa
Whoa
I stand in the Great Hall
Watching you and Lavender pass
I tear up and turn away
But not before I see you squeeze her ass
Ronald Weasley, how could you?
And with you, I thought I would be
But I’m with Cormac, just waiting
Ronald Weasley, I miss you
Whoa
Whoa
No excuse to just ignore me
Dump Lavender and then we will speak
Let’s sit down, I’ll tell you how I feel
I think about you all night and day
My feelings for you, they won’t go away
Be with me, and my heart will...
Don’t know why you just ignored me
Dumped Lavender, and then we speaked
You sat down, I told you how I felt
It took you a week to get back to me
You held my hand and said, “Hermione
Being with you, it just makes my heart melt.”
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5. |
Nothing Without You
03:51
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I wish you could stay but I can't control it
If you and Harry aren't getting along
(long)
Like you did before, then we can't ignore it
Maybe you leaving me will make us strong
Every night I think of what I said
Wishing deep inside that I was dead
How could I have been such a terrible friend?
I really don't know
Without you here by me
I am in constant misery
I may be Hermione
But I am nothing without you
The things that we've done, well I can't forget them
Remember when we fought about your rat
(Oh)
Harry is great, but I don't love him
And I'm not oft wondering where he's at
Every night I think of what I said
Wishing deep inside that I was dead
How could I have been such a terrible friend?
Well, it escapes me
Without you here by me
I am in constant misery
I may be Hermione
But I am nothing without you
Without you here by me
I am in constant misery
I may be Hermione
But I am nothing without you
Oh, all of the things I said but never really meant
There's not one night when I don't look back with regret
I look back with regret all of the time, oh
Without you here by me
I am in constant misery
I may be Hermione
But I am nothing without you
Without you here by me
I am in constant misery
I may be Hermione
But I am nothing without you
I am nothing without you
I am nothing without you
I am nothing without you
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Hermione Granger, I think I love you
I know I’ve felt this for a while
And you could curse me one hundred thousand times
It’s all worth it to see you smile
So, would you like to go to the Yule Ball?
I think we could stay and dance all night
Then I could pull you close and kiss you
And I won’t need Felix to feel alright
Why the bloody hell did you go with Viktor Krum?
He’s one of many Durmstrang fools
And I have no idea what you see in him, no, no
But it looks like he is who you choose
And Hermione, I just needed you
But I can’t tell you what’s on my mind
It’s obvious that you picked him over me
And that’s just bloody fine
And I hope you know that it’s just Harry
That Krum is going out with you for
He’s going to use you to cheat at the Triwizard Tournament
And then he’ll just leave you at the door
And Hermione, I wish you could see that’s it’s me who wants you and it’s not him
I hope that he’d just drop dead, yeah, just drop dead
But for now I’ll just lay down and cry and cry
And I’ll keep thinking of you and him in bed
Why the bloody hell did you go with Viktor Krum?
He’s just one of many Durmstrang fools
And I have no idea what you see, no idea what you see
But he’s the one you choose
Why the bloody hell did you go with Vicky?
Tell him to meet me in the hall
We can talk and fight and duel, we can talk and fight and duel
And I will Crucio him in the balls
Hermione, I still need you
We could fix this all up in time, yeah, in time
So please just say that you’re sorry
And it’ll be just fine
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7. |
The Slytherin Anthem
02:55
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There’s four houses at Hogwarts school
And one of them is above all the rules
Do you know which house that is?
We’re the Slytherins, the house of the snake
We rock at potions and at Quidditch we’re great
And there’s one house above all that we hate
And I never want to be a Gryffindor
I don’t think too kindly of those lion whores
Do you really need to hear anymore?
Cause I don’t never wanna, I don’t never wanna
Be a Gryffindor
Don’t wanna be a Gryffindor
What I’m saying is
We’re the Slytherins and we run the school
And well, we fuckin’ hate you
The Hufflepuffs, they have no brains
And the Ravenclaws, they’re just insane
All they care about is their school grades
The Slytherins are the best of all four
Better then Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
You fight us; you don’t know what you’re in for
And I don’t think we need to say anymore
About how we’re the best of the houses four
If you don’t like us, you can walk out the door
Cause I don’t understand why, I don’t understand why
You don’t want to be a Slytherin
We’re the Slytherins and we run the school
And well, we fuckin’ hate you
Curse us once, that’s fine
Curse us twice, that’s okay
Curse us three times, you’ll be found dead in the school hallway
Yeah, you want to be a Slytherin
What I’m saying is,
We’re the best house, if you don’t agree
We’ll take you out like Cedric Diggory
Yeah, you want to be a Slytherin
We’re the best house, if you don’t agree
Then we’ll take you out like Cedric Diggory
We will fuckin’ curse you
We will fuckin’ curse you
We will fuckin’ curse you
We will fuckin’ curse you
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He was the youngest male in the family
He always hated to be poor
Ron got all of his Hogwarts stuff
From a secondhand source
She was the smartest in that first year
Hermione Granger was her name
She first met Ron Bilius Weasley
In a compartment on the train
Oh Hermione, you're kind of bossy
Can't you just let us be?
Oh Ron, I suppose
And you've got dirt on your nose
They became friends that first year
And things never were the same
He'd always glance at her face
She'd always think of his name
However, their love was on the inside
Neither one could ever know
But then she started seeing Krum
And then they had a row
Oh Hermione, cant you see?
Krum just wants to beat Harry.
Oh Ron, try and understand
He just wants to be my friend
When they finally confessed their love
In the middle of the fight
Just minutes before Fred Weasley
Got hit by a curse and died
They embraced in the hallways
It was their destiny
They lived happily ever after
Like Harry and Ginny
Oh Hermione, can't you see?
With you's were I want to be.
Oh and Ron, you're my man
I've always known what's going on in your head
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The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin Columbia City, Indiana
I like to say we're the poor man's The 8th Horcrux. We've been doing our brand of parody wizard rock since 2010, though on
hiatus. Composed of brothers James and Michael Mahoney (both Pottermore Slytherins) currently residing in Indiana. We have fun writing and recording our parodies, even if no one else listens.
"Music, a Magic Beyond All We Do Here" - Albus
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