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This is a parody of "Bulletproof Heart" by My Chemical Romance, off their album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.

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The Weasleys
They’ve been so great to me
Summer shade in the trees
Quidditch with them and me, me and them
It’s so right
Staying up with Ron all night
Lumos to give us light
Talking about brooms we want and girls that we like

Well, there’s Bill and Charlie
One works with dragons in Romania
Bill works in Egypt, finding treasure in crypts
Giving it to Goblins

And then there’s Fred and there’s George!
Playing pranks and making lots of things
I had a bit of a treat, my tongue rolled to my feet
Then became normal again

I just can’t wait
For the Quidditch World Cup
Ireland and Bulgaria
Fighting for the Golden Snitch
With the Weasleys, it’ll be so great

The Weasleys
They’re always great to me
Throwing gnomes past the trees
Telling jokes to Ginny, her laughing
It’s so cool
Staying up in Ron’s room
Noise above from the ghoul
With Hermione, it’s just like Hogwarts School

I can’t forget Percy
He’s now working at the Ministry
He’s working for Crouch, who he always talks about
Percy thinks he’s a king

And of course there’s Ginny
She used to like me; couldn’t talk to me
Now I see her a lot, and I think that she’s hot
But Ron just can’t know

I’m so thankful
Of the Weasleys generosity
I’ve finally found a place for me
Hanging with the Weasleys
It just makes me so damn happy

The Weasleys
They’ve been so great to me
Summer shade in the trees
Quidditch with them and me, me and them
It’s so right
Staying up with Ron all night
Lumos to give us light
Talking about brooms we want and girls that we like

Yeah, I know, I need to go to Hogwarts
Become powerful; then fight Voldemort
I tell Sirius in every letter
That my life is really getting better

I go to school with all my friends
Find out I’ll be in the Triwizard Tournament
Competing with Fleur, Krum and Cedric
And I’m gonna be the one who wins this
Fleur and Krum taken out in the hedges
I grab the cup the same time as Cedric

The Weasleys
They’re always great to me
Throwing gnomes past the trees
Telling jokes to Ginny, her laughing
It’s so cool
Staying up in Ron’s room
Noise above from the ghoul
In Ron’s room, it’s so cool, I turned the posters blue

Yeah, turned them blue
I turned them blue

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from Our Years at Hogwarts EP, released June 5, 2012
James Mahoney - Lyrics, vocals, editing
My Chemical Romance - Music

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The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin Columbia City, Indiana

I like to say we're the poor man's The 8th Horcrux. We've been doing our brand of parody wizard rock since 2010, though on hiatus. Composed of brothers James and Michael Mahoney (both Pottermore Slytherins) currently residing in Indiana. We have fun writing and recording our parodies, even if no one else listens.

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