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This is a parody of "The Truth" by Relient K, off their Apathetic EP.

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My name came out of the Goblet
And everyone around me is mad
Ron is furious, Dumbledore's disappointed
Bagman is glad

But I'll just have to compete
Even if it's certain defeat
'Cause I'm going against the elite
And there's nothing I can do

Believe me, Ron, I really didn't know
Hermione knows, but still I feel so low

I have no choice, I must compete this
I'm probably going to die
I'm lying awake at night just asking why

I just can't believe
What Rita Skeeter wrote about me
She hardly mentions the other schools
And she forgets Diggory

But her, I'll have to ignore
Though she's annoying to the core
And I might as well laugh before
Before I lose my _____

I have no choice, I must compete
I'm probably going to die
I'm lying awake at nights asking why

This is just too hard for me
I can't expect to win
My god! Dragons as the First Task begins.

I didn't do too badly
But I know the truth, sadly
It was mostly just luck

Next task is underwater
But I doubt that it would matter
Breathe for an hour, what the fuck?

I might win
I might win this yet
But still I'm lying awake thinking why

Hagrid, if you believe in me
And Sirius says try
Even though I'm trying to sleep
And this tournament's still haunting me
Maybe I have no reason to ask why

credits

from Our Years at Hogwarts EP, released June 5, 2012
Michael Mahoney - Lyrics, vocals
James Mahoney - Editing
Relient K - Music

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The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin Columbia City, Indiana

I like to say we're the poor man's The 8th Horcrux. We've been doing our brand of parody wizard rock since 2010, though on hiatus. Composed of brothers James and Michael Mahoney (both Pottermore Slytherins) currently residing in Indiana. We have fun writing and recording our parodies, even if no one else listens.

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