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This is an extended parody of "Last Night" by Motion City Soundtrack, off their album Even If It Kills Me.

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It's time to defeat Voldemort, what does the future store? Well, I hardly know
Maybe despite all of this time, all of my friends will die but I cannot let such feelings show
I'm just not sure I have what it will take
Oh Merlin, please give me a break

I need to get into Hogsmede, my friends follow my lead and we happen to meet
Aberforth who says that we should stop and just give it all up 'cause Voldemort won't accept defeat
But I say "No, I must go on and fight"
I just hope my decision's right

Now we're looking for a Horcux, but you're out of luck
Because, well, you see
It belonged to Ravenclaw, but, well, the flaw is, we don't know what it could be
Luna speaks, but her words have a cost
The object has so long been lost

I'm slightly stalled, the Carrows were called but McGonagall and I fight them all and then Snape leaves and Percy comes back, we're getting for an attack

Then we all hear Voldemort's voice and he's giving a choice, give me up or die
But everybody's helping me and that's how it should be and I'm not going to die
It'll be a miracle, me coming out alive
I hope none of my friends will have to die
Ron, Hermione, everyone, I love you
And Dumbledore gave me a job to do

The Lost Diadem, who would know? The Ravenclaw ghost, though, I'm not sure the name
Nick says it is the Grey Lady, she at first thinks I'm shady then tells a story of thievery and shame
I know where it is, now I must find it
Things are going well, I must admit

I meet Ron and Hermione and they just tell me another Horcrux is dead
Then we all start moving on but not before long "How about the House Elves?" Ron said
Hermione dropped everything and Ron's kissed
I think to myself Lavender would be pissed

"Accio Horcrux!" It won't work and Malfoy's still a jerk, the giant fire starts
Crabbe dies but Goyle and Malfoy are both saved and oh, joy, Draco and I part
Then we see a duel: Death Eaters versus Fred
But then he gets hit and he drops dead

Ron's in a rage that's far from staged and then I see where he must be, everyone around's in some kind of fight and they're trying to see the light

Through the Whomping Willow I came but Snape died just the same, but not before
He gave me all his memories, what did he want me to see? What truth can these store?
I watch them all play out before me eyes
Snape loved my mother I then realize
I must be killed, it's written down in stone
No time for goodbyes, I go to the forest alone

credits

from Our Years at Hogwarts EP, released June 5, 2012
Michael Mahoney - Lyrics, vocals
James Mahoney - Editing
Motion City Soundtrack - Music

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The Secret Broom Cupboard of Salazar Slytherin Columbia City, Indiana

I like to say we're the poor man's The 8th Horcrux. We've been doing our brand of parody wizard rock since 2010, though on hiatus. Composed of brothers James and Michael Mahoney (both Pottermore Slytherins) currently residing in Indiana. We have fun writing and recording our parodies, even if no one else listens.

"Music, a Magic Beyond All We Do Here" - Albus
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